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  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
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eliaes:

👏👏

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earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

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rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

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zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

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uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

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pettyhurts:

which voice is rihanna’s?

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

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